5 Ways to Pick Up a Guy at Church

5. “What? I thought you were supposed to hold hands when you joined in prayer?”
4. During the sermon, ask him if you could borrow his Bible for a second. Then write your phone number in the margin and wink when you hand it back.
3. Post your dating-profile on the Church needs board.
2. Become a Door Greeter. When single guys walk in, flex your biceps and point your finger saying in an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice, “The donuts are that way.”
…And the NUMBER ONE way to pick up a guy at church…
1. When the offering plate is coming towards you, lean in and whisper in his ear, “Do you have change for a $20?

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