…do they sell turkeys carved out of butter.
…do you find 22 varieties of solely Tropicana Orange Juice to choose from. 22!!! JUST TROPICANA!
…is there not only a counter for lotto tickets, but a vending machine of them as well.
…do grocery clerks ride on Segways, zipping around, just stocking away. Or are they stalking? Either way, apparently gone are the days of “your own two feet”.
Only in America.