I won’t be fooled into thinking that protein powder in my smoothies gives me bigger muscles.
I won’t buy the $10 box of hair-dye…the $2 Revlon box does the same trick.
I will not drink coffee while wearing my white Enrique Iglesias Fan Club hoodie.
You won’t find me speeding on 38th Ave…because if I do, my license just may be revoked.
In 2009, I definately will not make the mistake of thinking my windshield wipers can just grate off 1/2 inch of ice – we don’t want another motor burn-out, do we?
I will not eat Chipotle burritos. Okay fine, I will, but maybe just not as often.
I won’t put toothpaste on my toothbrush, then absentmindedly place it back in the drawer till morning.
I will not offer people who don’t speak English rides…even if it is -40 degrees outside.