Jen’s Top "Warm Winter" Tips

There seems to be a lot of negativity surrounding the weather lately. Guests come into the store wet and grouchy…until I offer them tea and a complimentary neck and shoulder massage {confident hair flip}…really the combo cures even the most pre-menstrual of cranks.

Today, however, I want to rejoice in the recent-chilling temperatures. Seriously ladies, {notably the single ones} – once jeans, socks, turtlenecks, snuggies, sweatpants, flannel pj’s, and sorels are on, it removes all pressure to keep those legs shaved/waxed. The time and money wasted on shaving gels, razors, and wax pots all summer long are now able to STOCKPILE for you to use at your discretion!

Those are not the only perks to body hair. I clearly remember when I enrolled in beauty school. Day 1 we were instructed to start growing out our body hair for the waxing unit {gulp}. Those were the warmest 2 months of my life…only to be painfully stripped of my au natural state. I had no idea how warm arm hair and unibrows were until that fateful day of WAXING 101. I can practically hear Joni Mitchell singing now, “You don’t know what you got till it’s gone…” Sigh.

Anyways, if you’re going to be shaving and waxing this winter, do not come crawling to me to complain of the frigid temperatures. I will have no pity. No mercy. And no razor for you to borrow.

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