You know your life is a bit too stressful when…

…you arrive at work WITH YOUR BOOTS ON THE WRONG FEET!
…you can’t find the Swedish Fish ANYWHERE – until alas, you pull back the shower curtain.
…you go to pay for something in cash, only to realize you only have HALF of the $5 bill.

…and of course the whopping finale:  You know your life is a bit too stressful when: you wake up & your car won’t start, so you hitch a ride to nannying from your pajama-clad roommate…which is the reason you must walk in the 3-degree chill pushing a double-wide jogging stroller through a foot of unshoveled sidewalk snow to pick up the 5-year-old from school ~ only to see a large mound of snow up ahead, so you get a RUNNING START to cruise through the extra big snow pile and realize, as you are FLYING AIRBORNE over the handles, that you have hit what is actually a snow-covered-curb-while-RUNNING.  The small 2-year-old and the double wide jogger are flipped sideways, you are laying in the rubble praying NO ONE SAW IT HAPPEN, when a VERY good looking young man runs to your side and helps you up and a car screeches to a halt and a college kid runs to the rescue…

I want a vacation.  And a new car.

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