My past is catching up with me…

Things I did during my first night of Professional Presentations:

1.  Accidentally flirted with my professor who is a) married and b) in his 60’s by mindlessly winking at him while smiling during my first presentation.

2.  Showed him this picture from a presentation I had done for a business class {not the kind of “business” you’re thinking of…the picture may be a bit misleading} after being asked to show him some of our previous “work” – again, picture might be a bit misleading.  Didn’t really think that through before showing him…
3.  When he blushed and stammered out the question, “What exactly was this presentation all about?” I realized he must not understand, so I quickly apologized and said, “Oh, yes, it’s not what you think…here let me show you the next slide…”  Which was this:
4.  Tried to tell him that I had been a Stripper for one year – but then realized that didn’t sound right either.  Then told him that “What I MEAN is that my presentation was about how Stripping can make you extra money…” – then trailed off as I knew that didn’t sound quite right either.
5.  Finally, just as I was about to explain that by STRIPPING, I meant stripping away extra spending {not clothing}…he interrupted with a, “I should uh, probably get my things packed up now.” …as the class was all leaving. 
I’m guessing this class won’t be the easy “A” that a stripper girl like me could hope for…

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