This morning I was running late…nothing unusual…so I was putting on my makeup while driving. Again, nothing unusual. I got to work and just started working, chatting with my co-workers at the copy machine for a bit, walking around the building getting my mail, giving the finance guy my expense report, talking to my supervisor, etc. After several hours, I realized I had not really looked in the mirror yet, after putting on all my make-up in the car and had better do a little looksie in the bathroom.
By the sounds of this story, you may be thinking I had red lipstick smudged on my cheek, or perhaps some mascara under my eye…I wish. No, no – in all the hustle and bustle of the morning, I had forgotten to zip my pants. So there I stood – dumbfounded in the bathroom staring at the gaping front of my pants. That’s more of Jenni Carlson than I care to reveal to my co-workers!