merry christmas

sung to the tune, "chestnuts roasting on an open fire"

A Duraflame log roasting on an open fire,

Snot dripping from my nose,

Shipping Fedex packages, down to the wire,

And praying that in Denver, it snows!


Everybody knows that Chipotle guac and a burrito,

Help to make the season bright.

Nyquil shots with a glass of Merlot,

Will help me sleep tonight.


I know that 2010 tax info’s on its way.

Here’s hoping for a return vs. having to pay.

With a nice return, something fun I can buy,

Then again…if I pay in, I just might have to cry.


And so I’m offering this simple phrase,

To kids from one to as-old-as-you.

It’s been said, many times, many ways,

Pass the lefse…make that two!

 
a very merry christmas from the jenni adventures

 

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